Soccerphobe
of
the Month
November,
2008
The
juggernaut that threatened to come of the last World Cup campaign has
failed to materialise.
Soccer
is in crisis and Adelaide United's horrendous two losses proved once
and for all that something has to be done to fix it.
April,
2008
John
Birmingham

"We
have a tradition here at the sports desk of never giving soccer an even
break.
It
is not simply because its woebegone followers are so easy, and so much
fun, to stir up. It is because it would be needlessly cruel to do otherwise
– to lend them any hope in the face of brute reality."
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Soccerphobia
(Australia)
The following
quotation from Philip Mosely's Ethnic Involvement in
Australian Soccer: A History 1950–1990 (Australian
Sports Commission, 1995) indicates what association football had
to put up with in years past.
For decades
soccer’s rivals had cruised along with virtually no competition.
However with each new season in the 1950s they grew restive and
even reactionary over soccer’s growth. The strongest responses
were found in the Australian Rules states. Particular schools
banned soccer and education authorities in charge of school sport
were known to hinder the game as best they knew how. For example,
staff at White Hills Technical School, Bendigo did not so much
ban soccer outright as ban instead the use of school funds for
soccer equipment. As early as 1951 buckets of glass were scattered
on North Hobart Oval the night before a Tasmanian representative
side took the fireld against a visiting English Professional XI.
Next season the VFL directed its operatives to secure all available
public sporting space in Melbourne in order to stifle the burgeoning
threat posed by soccer’s migrant-inspired growth. Similar
moves had been made in 1927 and 1928 when British migrants so
rattled the VFL that it wrote “with alarm” of this
“foreign code”. The 1950s boom in migration promised
to be far more of a problem than that of the 1920s. In 1958 a
Melbourne soccer club sought to lease a council ground usually
used by an Australian Rules club. In response to the application
one rules-supporting sneer, “let them play . . . in the
gutter”. Melbourne’s reputation for paranoia was crowned
in 1965 when youths daubed anti-soccer slogans over Middle Park,
chopped down the goalposts and tried to set fire to the grandstand.
(59-60)
Below you will
find random examples of soccerphobia and its responses. Look to
the right to find the usual suspects.
- Nov 17, 2008
'Columnist
Rebecca Wilson slams Reds as humiliating'
- Nov 13, 2008
'Quality
beats home-grown' Richard Hinds
- Mar
11, 2007 'Put
a soccer in it: Why I can't stand the game',
Peter Goers
- Jan
30, 2007 I
don't like Soccer - it's a Stupid Game Phill Chadwick
- June 28,
2006 Ugly
aspects of the beautiful game, Malcolm Knox,
- June 27,
2006 A
force more powerful than footy,
Gary Lyon (a thoughtful and positive piece by the ex-AFL star
about rejecting soccerphobia)
- June 20,
2006 Is Australia ready for a new national
game? No, John Birmingham (Originally published in the Bulletin
but wisely taken down from their site)
- May 16, 2006
+ May
31, 2005
Can You Smell the Fear? Parts 1 and
2 , Simon Hill
- Nov
27 2005 World
game needs a little respect to win us over, Kevin Naughton
+ Phil
Chadwick's response
- Nov 19, 2005
Why
I fear for our own beautiful game, Geoffrey Blainey, (a good
piece that openly and temperately expresses the author's fears
for Australian Rules)
- December
18, 2004, Richard Hinds Call
it what you like, but to many of us it's just not footy
(a reasonable piece that nonetheless misunderstands the fact that
Rugby League and Australian Rules are not cultural equivalents)
- May 23 2003
AFL
can repel soccer challenge: SOS
- Anyone
for a game of Wogball? Anthony Ferguson
- Soccer,
the racist code! (this article has been since edited
to remove some of its silliness -- though some still remains)
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