Soccerphobia
(n. fear of association football)
Possibly the
world’s most loved game, association football is definitely
the world’s most vilified sporting code.
There are plenty
of reasons why this should be so. The game’s reputation has
suffered through fan violence around the world; throughout history
it has been variously held responsible for the collapses of moral
order and collective political will; it has even been outlawed by
monarchs afraid of football’s impact on their fighting forces.
But none of
these relates directly to the main source of contemporary vilification,
soccerphobia. Soccerphobia is the fear of one particular code of
football, association football and its supposed potential to damage
national and regional cultures.
The loudest
bastions of soccerphobia are, curiously, found in Anglophone countries
with a historical, colonial connection to the British Isles –
the birthplace of association football. Australia, the United States
of America, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand and South Africa all house
strong and entrenched cultures of soccerphobia. In three and one-half
of these countries, association football is seen either as a threat
to ‘local’ games or as a game that cannot assimilate
because of its foreignness.
Ireland, Canada,
the USA and southern and western Australia have developed regional
variations of football (or other sports) that are assumed to be
indigenous expressions of nationality – assumptions that are
often flawed. For example baseball’s claims to indigenous
status ignore the obvious fact that it stems directly from rounders,
a game imported from Europe. Often, claims of indigeneity rest more
on politically expedient assertions of national independence than
they do on historical fact.
In New Zealand,
South Africa and the Australian states of Queensland and New South
Wales the local/imported divide is not particularly relevant. The
dominant football codes (rugby union or league) in each of these
regions and countries have clear British roots. Here, the disparagement
of football tends to focus on questions of masculinity and even
sexuality. Historically association football has been seen to be
a game for pansies and weaklings across the anti-football world.
Australian
football hero, the late Johnny Warren captured the various antagonisms
in the title of his autobiography, Sheilas, Wogs and
Poofters. In Australia, these were the kinds of people
who played ‘soccer’. The game was seen as effeminate,
foreign and for men of dubious sexuality.
While Warren’s
title doesn’t quite capture the totality of the opposition
to association football it does capture the vituperation and the
spirit. He relates the story of a tickertape parade for the Australian
national team in Sydney.
I have a
daunting image, still prominent in my memory. It was the occassion
of a ticket tape parade for the Australian national team in 1969.
I had taken my allocated place in one of the sports cars which
had been organised for the event. The calvacade was snaking its
way through the streets and turned a corner. This one particular
corner, like so many of its kind in Sydney, was adorned by a pub.
Wooing the punters to drink from its kegs were pictures on its
outer wall of rugby, cricket and horse racing. True-blue Aussie
sports. Spilling out of the pub's doors were tank-topped, steel-cap-booted,
tattooed workers quenching their thirst after the dust of the
day's work. 'Fuckin' poofters,' some hooted at us. 'Dago bastards,'
followed others. The odd projectile was hurled our way. Needless
to say, I had, in my life, felt much safer than I did during that
parade. (ppxxi-xxii)
This is an
attitude that can be identified world over.
This page exists
to document examples of soccerphobia from around the world. But
we also are interested in drawing out the differences between
bastions of soccerphobia. The links below are divided into national
groupings but please feel
free to email us with
your suggestions about content and structure.